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What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

Last Updated: 28.06.2025 04:27

What's the most valuable lesson you've learned in life, and how has it impacted your journey so far?

Before there was MAGA there was … the Comics Code Authority

I hear you're a stunt-double now for Fred in Scooby-Doo.

Shameless vixen! Trollop!

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Perhaps now we can explore what being a “gal pal” really means.

But Tess! I mean Betty! I mean Veronica! (I can never remember who is who) which ever one you are, I love you!

At least until the peyote kicks in ...

Are there any types of headphones or earbuds that are specifically designed for wearing overnight?

Every day is a good day to punch a Nazi! I mean MAGA! I mean the Comics Code Authority! (I can never remember who is who)

Gadzooks! It's Torchy Todd slumming it in Yugoslavian science fiction! The shame!

Ironically, Wertham focused on stories about crime, singling out Batman and Robin for its gay subtext and Dick Tracy for its violence.

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After you lather me up with that strawberry hand lotion.

And I ended up moonlighting in Japanese porn, but the less said about that the better.

Marijuana makes Jesus cry!

Gun owners, imagine if an attacker comes to your home and takes your gun to use against you before you had the chance to pick it up. Would you regret owning a gun?

Just you, me, in a vat of lime jello, pulling hair, calling each other names …

In 1954 complete bastard and censorship campaigner Fredric Wertham published a book for the stated goal of creating a moral panic around comic book's alleged impact on juvenile delinquency. Much like the House Committee on Un-American Activities' disastrous impact on the film industry, the Comics Code Authority (obey, puny humans) put many hardworking comic book characters out of work all because of one poorly written book called …

Speaking of which, poor Cleo Coco has ended up appearing in anti-vice pamphlets.

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Torchy, we're unemployed … And no one is hiring scantily-clad wastrels these days.

Yes, Tess, crime doesn't pay but apparently Rated-G horror does.

Dick! I heard about the lay-off. What's a square-jaw crime fighter doing these days to bring in the bling?

Can the existence of past lives be proven without the use of hypnosis or a pendulum to inquire about previous incarnations?

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Torchy thinks: Maybe I could play a gangster's moll since apparently smoking is still seen as wholesome and American.

I've also been making ends meet ... By appearing in Tijuana splatter comics as Evil Gringo #2.

Leprosy Was Lurking in The Americas Long Before Colonization, Study Finds - ScienceAlert

Tess' boyfriend, Ed, now works as a Peter Lorre impersonator.

Let's do what we always do, lay around half-naked while men make terrible jokes at our expense.

Only zombies dig to rock and roll, daddy-O!

China demands sensitive information for rare earth exports, companies warn - Financial Times

Times might be tough … But at least there's one thing we all agree on.

Sex! Lingerie! Knock knock jokes!

Remember, kids, masturbation will make you see the devil everywhere!

Scientists discover 34 million year old hidden river world buried under 2 km of Antarctic ice - Times of India

Make Nazis afraid again!

¡Explotando Dick por todos lados!

And then working as Betty and Veronica's body doubles ...

Elon Musk threatened to decommission Dragon spacecraft. Here's what that would mean for NASA - ABC News

“Your boyfriend is a total perv, mommy.”

In order to answer this I came up with a little story that goes like this …

Of all the layoffs, Torchy Todd and her gal pal, Tess Parker, were hit the hardest.

If Jesus was crucified by Governor Pontius Pilate, why does the Quran deny his death?

Two letters of transit signed by General De Gaulle … Stimpy, you eediot!